girl:can i know hu's speaking pls?

kerpal:this is kerpal.

girl:whu?

kerpal:this is kerpal.

girl:okay one moment pls.

man:hello

kerpal:hi i was just calling becoz i lived down the street frm u and ur daughter come to my house todae and she kicked my dog

man:pardon?

kerpal:ur daughter come to my hse todae

man:uh-huh

kerpal:and den she come on my property and den she kicked my dog

man:she kicked u?

kerpal:she kicked my doG!

man:she kicked ur dog?

kerpal:yes

man:which daughter?

kerpal:the one who just answered the phone

man:no

kerpal:wad?

man:no

kerpal:yes she did i sae her and den i go to her and i saw her at ur hse and why did she do it?

man:i dunno she did it

kerpal:she did, she's lying, she's lying to u u fucking guy

man:i dunno u dun lie..

kerpal:dun lie u fucking guy!!

man:who kicked ur dog?

k:ur daughter kicked my dog!!

man:which daughter??!?!?!

k:dont ask dumb questions!

man:u bastard...

man:hello

k:hello why u kick my dog?!

man:hello can i noe who's speaking plz?

k:u're not dumb rite, its kerpal

man:who's kerpal we dunno kerpal

k:this will do u kicked my dog todae

man:duck?

k:dog!!!

man:we dun even noe u ...

k:u dun act stupid.u just tell ur dad tt i'm going to sue him.he's going to jail...

man:where do u live?

kerpal: i live down ur steet and your daughter kicked my dog! im going to sue u. and you'll go to jail!

man:where do u live?

kerpal:dont ask dumb questions!

man:i-i..

kerpal:fuck u!

man:fuck you too! we dont even know you!

silence.

kerpal:im gonna kill you!

man:wad!

kerpal:no i was jus kiddin. hehe~~

man: we don't know you!

kerpal:im going to sue you and ure all going to jail!

man:go ahead, we don't even know wad e fuck are u tokin about!

kerpal: u scold mi bad word u fucking guy!

man:yeah fuck u!

kerpal:fuck you!

man:ure crazy. we're nt going to bother ourselves toking to u!

kerpal:shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up.

man:ure crazee.

kerpal:u stink!

man: no U STINK!

kerpal:u stink worse!

man:u stink!

kerpal:jus bcux im a fucking guy doesnt mean i stink!

.....erm. actuallie i forgot almost evrything of wot i heard. ahahs. 99%up dere is made up wans hahas. but e effect jus aint dere la.. e stooopid indian guy, kerpal, sounds damn farnie! hehes. yups.u gotta call e xialan king to hear it. its like darnit farnie.cnt miss!